Colbert offers Trump a million dollars to dip his balls in his mouth! LOL!

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Donald Trump shat out his "October Surprise" for Obama yesterday and it turned out to be nothing but a heap of lukewarm shit, which is kind of ironic since I don't think Trump has squatted out a proper caca since the 80s. The stick up his culo gets in the way, so nowadays he just shits through his mouth. But something beautiful has grown out of Trump's piece of trash offer to Obama and that something beautiful is the image of Stephen Colbert dipping his crotch prunes in Trump's sewer hole of a mouth.

On last night's Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert gave Trump an offer he shouldn't refuse: Stephen will give $1 million to Trump's charity of choice if he lets Stephen dippeth those nuts into la boca.

"Mr Trump, I will write you a check for $1 million dollars from Colbert Super PAC – you know I've got it – to the charity of your choice. Anything. Save The Children. Feed The Children. Put The Children on Child Apprentice, whatever! One million actual dollars, if you will let me dip my balls in your mouth – one million. But… this dipping, and I hope you're listening very carefully Mr Trump. This dipping has to be to my and more importantly, my balls' satisfaction. One caveat… one caveat. My balls must be in your mouth no later than 5pm October 31st."

I hate politics and I hate this election, but I LOVE nuts in mouths.

This should be a no brainer for Trump (I set that one up for you), because he's a teabagger and everyone knows that you're not an official teabagger until a testicle hair has tickled your tonsils. They do that during the initiation ceremony ("Then why aren't you a teabagger by now, Michael?" – you "Good point." – Me). And this is also sort of fitting, because Donald Trump is an oozing hairy pimple on humanity's nutsack.

And this is the reason why the nutsack condom (it's like a shower cap for your huevos) was invented.

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Donald Trump Calls Touré “Racist,” Wants Him Fired From MSNBC

The war of 140 characters between journalist/TV personality Touré, and mogul Donald J. Trump, reached a boiling point earlier today (Oct. 22) as the two exchanged insults via Twitter. In a recent tweet, the Apprentice mastermind stated, “When you are fired from MSNBC for your bad ratings and racist coverage, stop by and say hello.”… Continue

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Donald Trump has made it clear … the information he has concerning the President of the United States is HUUUUGE … and he tells TMZ he’s going to reveal the info on Wednesday. 

Trump just called in to “TMZ Live” and told us the information is nothing short of “a big fact.”

When asked if his secret will make Obama happy – Trump replied, “I don’t wanna comment … that’s up to him.”

Earlier this morning, Trump described his information to "Fox & Friends" … saying it’s “something very, very big concerning the president of the United States … It’s going to be very big. I know one thing — you will cover it in a very big fashion.”

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